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Heavy Demotivational Poster

HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.

TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

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Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??

HEAVY METAL - Homero´s know who is the best music Heavy Metal stay in ADN people!!!!!


TAGS: suicide day comic fish balloon secure rope heavy rock parallelism
Rating: 4.05/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 5:49 pm
Simple and strong... love it! 5L
Fatt Matt - December 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
Good find on the pic. Short/sweet delivery. Well done, sir!


TAGS: heavy metal
Rating: 3.88/5

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Cobra24 - November 14, 2013, 12:54 pm
Nice dude


TAGS: heavy metal tarna 2000 locnar animated animation movie
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
Yer a kind soul, jake. But jalford set the bar so low for himself, he'd need GPR just to find the damn thing.
jake - August 1, 2009, 3:34 pm
jalford *may* be improving. Gotta give him points for this one...


TAGS: fail talent boxing heavy
Rating: 4.67/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 12:32 pm
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EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 1:27 pm
I remember watching Ali fight some palooka (ex-con?) and it was a good enough for a while, then Ali just opened up on him! Punchy took about 30 good shots in a row! Ali stepped back, motioned the ref to stop the fight, and waded in again. (Ref agreed.)
carebear - March 7, 2012, 8:01 pm
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GaryO - March 7, 2012, 3:19 pm
always is....talk about reaching back when nothing's there
Airman - March 7, 2012, 3:00 pm
there is a great HBO documentary on the Thrilla in Manila.. well worth watching
GaryO - March 7, 2012, 1:49 pm
Tyson was fun to watch, right up to the time he stopped Douglas’ fist with his face….the prefight commentary was just as entertaining
GaryO - March 7, 2012, 1:47 pm
Ah, Carnera and Liston. Two oversized palookas plodding forward, mashing other’s already malformed mugs. Yup, that’s what HW boxing was, with the occasional exception of a Max Baer or Joe Louis…….electrifying ….yeah right.
GaryO - March 7, 2012, 1:46 pm
Yes, he took a cue from an overly glitzy wrestler….business. Dancing? Ali was a surgeon with a gift of flamboyant gab. A heavy weight with the speed and agility of a welter weight. Uncanny. None like him.
carebear - March 7, 2012, 12:02 pm
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carebear - March 7, 2012, 11:39 am
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Airman - March 7, 2012, 11:38 am
I remember listening to the first Liston fight on the radio in our kitchen. In 1976, I was checking into the LAX Marriott, and who was standing next to me? Ali. He was a little taller than me. We shook hands. I am still amazed at how big his hands were.
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 10:49 pm
I guess my point is, not only was Ali a great boxer, but a great entertainer . Not too many class acts in the ring, but he was one. You, and my son-in-law (who ranks boxers for a living) will argue, and that’s cool. But I saw him work. ‘Nough said.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 9:38 pm
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GaryO - March 6, 2012, 7:06 pm
In their prime, it would have been Lewis with a slight edge over Ali. Cooper?! Shit, Ali fought with his hands to his side. Marciano fought old men and no-names. Frazier and everyone else basked in the residual glory of Ali…he carried ‘em
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:21 pm
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Airman - March 6, 2012, 3:52 pm
to quote "The Dude", well that's just your opinion man. that's what makes sports fun! the endless debates. I say Louis was number one, but Marciano has a case.
carebear - March 6, 2012, 3:37 pm
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carebear - March 6, 2012, 3:36 pm
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Feasibly - March 6, 2012, 3:01 pm
Speaking of him making boxing fun...I saw a clip of him, basically just shadow boxing. He told the camera man (if I remember correctly) "keep that camera movin', I'm kinda fast"...;)
Airman - March 6, 2012, 2:20 pm
Before Ali was stripped of his title because he refused to enter the Vietnam draft, he was untouchable. He was not as good when he came back. He lost some speed, but he could take a punch. The Thrilla in Manila was like a death match. He made boxing fun
carebear - March 6, 2012, 1:28 pm
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ughomer - March 5, 2012, 9:46 am
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
GaryO - March 5, 2012, 8:58 am
Ali was the greatest, ever. Boxer? He was great. Showman? The greatest boxing will ever see. He single handedly took the fight game off the ropes. I was there, before, during, and after. Thanks for the memories. 5 for that. cheers
carebear - March 4, 2012, 5:18 pm
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ICEMAN - March 4, 2012, 5:15 pm
Tell that to Moooooooooooooooooo.

HIS NAME IS MOK - So thanks alot.

TAGS: mok my name is rock rule and heavy metal animation animated
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by jalford

BoneCD - August 1, 2009, 7:37 pm
That's a 1...You're going to fucking die!
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
*"... you know wot's ..."
Sean - August 1, 2009, 3:46 pm
jalford, Hun, listen up, k? First you make some friends out there in the real world. Then you say to them, "Hey, you wot's cool ...." And just make sure the part that follows "cool" is age approprate to your (unfortunate) audience.

BP -

TAGS: bp gentle glide for those heavy flow days
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:48 am
In "Light Days", "Regular" and "Stuck Pig".
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 3:26 pm
AMSOMEEEE!!! 5 large boxes of pads for you!

DETHKLOCK - The Metalocalypse has begun!

TAGS: dethklok metalocalypse deth klok clock death metal heavy band bands
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by jalford

LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:41 am
Okay! We now have Dethklock booked to perform in the gymnasium of the "Underdeveloped School for the Mentally Untalented"...how about they play right after nap time?
the dude - November 6, 2009, 1:09 am
thats awesome come get these dude to play at my school!

BECAUSE... - More is NOT always better

TAGS: large big women heavy
Rating: 1.44/5

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Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 11:38 am
These are the type of women that the donor party needed. No one would have went hungry and there would have only been two people eaten
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 11:36 am
Now that I've lost my breakfast I should probably eat something...but can't
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:15 am
No time to be hungry Face. I've got tunnel vision, and there seems to be a blight at the end of it....
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 10:52 am
God this makes me hungry! Anyone else?

REMEMBER - When comics really meant something?

TAGS: heavy metal
Rating: 4.36/5

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DavidLister - March 16, 2011, 8:05 pm

B52 CONCERT - They won't be singing Love Shack

TAGS: heavy use of percussion or concussion
Rating: 4.11/5

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CANADA - January 31, 2010, 7:01 pm
Rock Lobster?

HEAVY METAL - Yanno? Sometimes it just aint that cool

TAGS: heavy metal
Rating: 2.2/5

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rerun - February 26, 2010, 6:59 pm

I like the image, the caption could be funnier

Life -

TAGS: life baggage heavy bike people
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - December 14, 2016, 5:28 am
I'm digging the "up yours" thing, but I hope Amesome is still in use.
concern3 - December 13, 2016, 11:47 am
How true, UP yours
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2016, 10:53 am
Yep. Still around. My twitter is under the same name though. Mostly reposting some of my oldies.
CloudchaserS - December 13, 2016, 3:16 am
Misery! You insist that the weight of the world should be on your shoulders! My friend of misery! (Metallica)
rerun - December 12, 2016, 7:55 pm

5150.....man. Long time


Ozzy Osbourne -

TAGS: osbourne sharon music mumble metal heavy jibberish
Rating: 3.29/5

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abacacus - February 26, 2009, 6:29 pm
hey look, asshat makes motifakes :O

HEAVY METAL - You're doing it wrong!


TAGS: judas priest heavy metal
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - October 28, 2012, 12:02 am
Hell yeah! Saw them 11/8/11, looking forward to the new album that'll be out in 2013!
JesusWept - October 27, 2012, 8:02 pm
Thanks :)
rerun - October 27, 2012, 7:30 pm

very nice

HEAVY METAL SKELETON - He is going to rock you to the bone !

TAGS: heavy metal skeleton rock bone
Rating: 4.31/5

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CloudchaserS - August 25, 2011, 1:17 am
The most metal image I'll see all day

HE AIN'T HEAVY - He ain't my brother either. He's my dinner if I can get him home.

TAGS: heavy dinner brother chowchow
Rating: 3.92/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2013, 11:58 pm
I've owned a few ChowChows in the past...mostly fur! Thanks for the blast from the past teehee
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 10:51 pm
If God not want us to eat dog...He should no name ChowChow or create hotDog



TAGS: bowman 2001 heavy elements nebula
Rating: 3.38/5

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Derek - March 21, 2010, 2:48 am
Thanks Okami :})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2010, 9:17 pm
poster =1.....okami's 2001 reference =5
okami - March 20, 2010, 8:55 pm
. . .Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. . .I'm half-crazy, all for the love of you. . .


NO... - but I bet your mommy has some cookies, chips, or extra-buttery crackers in your diaper bag. Lots of 'em.

AND NOW FROM SKY-9 TRAFFIC - slight delay on the 405 southbound and northbound 57 will take you 30 minutes to merge with the 10 eastbound

TAGS: heavy traffic
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - November 28, 2010, 12:17 pm

I do miss Santa Cruz
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:00 pm
The weather does make it nice, though.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 11:55 am

One thing I don't miss about Ca is the traffic.
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2010, 8:26 am
So... glad I don't have to park those things. I'd end up backing them right off the edge of the ship.


TAGS: heavy sigh jennifer loni
Rating: 4.23/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 3, 2010, 9:23 pm
Lol. 5 WKRP's


TAGS: weighing heavy on my mind
Rating: 3.43/5

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BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 8:17 pm
They're taking odds in Vegas
Sean - August 24, 2009, 7:31 pm
Ooooh, Bone, this is a tuffy (I mean the poster, dammit). I'll go with: Let's hope so.
agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:24 pm
Lighten up and learn to spell, Derek.
Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:20 pm
No, because then they'd be synchonised drowneders.
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 3:22 pm
I was in a pondering mood today...
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 3:21 pm
Mucho Haar!
Haarakkon - August 24, 2009, 3:21 pm
Excellent, Bone! 5 soaked lions.

ZOMBIE T-REX - The coolest thing since Thor invented heavy metal!

DO NOT DRIVE STONED - The results may be a heavy burden ...

TAGS: do not drive stoned heavy
Rating: 2.63/5

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MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 6:14 pm
getting stoned means a lot now, (bro) talk I've never been this stoned before.

SHEETS. - Used to cover beds and not your bits.

TAGS: heavy sheets
Rating: 1.55/5

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TOOL - It's Down The Street Not Across The Road

TAGS: tool fool nightwish idiot heavy metal goth
Rating: 1.54/5

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psychohistorian - December 5, 2008, 2:09 am
It's not road crossing, it's tearing up a road: cross the street and down the road twice, then peel the skin back.
Les - July 17, 2008, 10:30 am
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh scary plastic kids knife- he really means business

HEAVY HULK - Awwwwww, Shit!

Forsaken -

TAGS: forsaken farewell beautiful horrible heavy
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 4, 2013, 6:50 pm
Very nice. 5L

Bill's Fault -


TAGS: in this world importance comes with a heavy premium
Rating: 4.67/5

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Sho - February 12, 2013, 11:15 am
A moment of 5L's for those that have forever ruined the meaning of the word "special"

GODERATOR POWER - Sometimes motifake needs a bouncer. sometimes motifake needs a gardener. Aggie the mod steps up to the plate!

TAGS: bags of oranges and cans of guinness are heavy
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:24 pm
I often dream of operating a churro cart at Disneyland. Sigh.... maybe a good semi-retirement job.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 12:22 pm
Oh! Well, that's great then!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 12:19 pm
Chalupa's and churro's actually.
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:09 am
Let me guess... the plate is stacked with rice and beans?


TAGS: heavy rain
Rating: 2.44/5

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PUSH UP BRA - Heavy is the heart when the weight of the pebble in hand compares nothing to the mountains ahead.

TAGS: heavy loads cmartyn
Rating: 4.25/5

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MissPriss - January 25, 2013, 4:24 pm
That's the easy part, but what cup size....A,B,C,D or OMG!??? teehee Thanks Gary
GaryO - January 24, 2013, 8:35 pm
LLLLL be the size on this’n
MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 8:06 pm
Yes it is, thanks
Silverheart - January 24, 2013, 7:52 pm

And a very nice pic of Ana Rica here. 5Ls